You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking 'Goonie-Goo-Goo'-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too! But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, 'What the fuck are these kids doin'?' Then they start moving their heads like thisДЄnd the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, 'Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?' Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, 'Goonie-Goo-Goo.' What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick.

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